Tuesday, 5 July 2011

ShotGlass gets a little Facelift

So I have strayed away from what you'd have expected otherwise.
*guilty as charged*
*insert an air of defiance*

But I've come to realize that my shot-stories are now beginning to look like doppelgangers of Rakhi Sawant - ill-timed, obnoxious and fake! So those little spurts of random imagination that seem to come together from la-la land have been handcuffed and thrown into the boot of the car.

What does one expect, you ask?

There will be moments of uncontrollable verbal diarrhea where I will vomit on your front porch and all over your shoes... but for the most part, I will try to keep it short.
(As Calvin {of Calvin & Hobbes fame} says:
"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.")

Digression: What's up with squiggly brackets, huh?! Makes me think of BODMAS in math class!
*throws up again*

Coming back to our old charm - as much as you may deny it, I know you secretly love those skimpily-clad-implant-induced-item-number girls. So every once in a while when Rakhi does make an appearance on this blog, be nice and give her an applause!


  1. DUDEEE i disagreeeeeeeeeeee. come backkkkkk!

  2. I'm not walking away, hon. Just need a little spring cleaning ever so often ;)