Here's to the World of Shot-Stories: One-gulp tales and single-swag sagas, if you will. So sprinkle the salt and hold on to your lemon wedges. WARNING ALERTS! 1: Consume contents at your own pace. Do NOT succumb to peer pressure. 2: The stories come in different sizes. How many you chug depends on how much you can handle. 3: Orange juice in your shotglass will also make you ditzy. 4: Yes, it IS 'storiez' with a Z, cause the bloody S was already taken! 5: And seriously, Don't READ and DRIVE.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Where's the guy with wings?
A listless voice in her head does the occasional "You Can't!" drone in her left ear.
She picks him by his red horns, plunging the pitchfork through his arrowed tail...
While the lazy little halo'd one sleeps aimlessly under the right earlobe.