Here's to the World of Shot-Stories: One-gulp tales and single-swag sagas, if you will. So sprinkle the salt and hold on to your lemon wedges. WARNING ALERTS! 1: Consume contents at your own pace. Do NOT succumb to peer pressure. 2: The stories come in different sizes. How many you chug depends on how much you can handle. 3: Orange juice in your shotglass will also make you ditzy. 4: Yes, it IS 'storiez' with a Z, cause the bloody S was already taken! 5: And seriously, Don't READ and DRIVE.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
I've developed new allergies.
When a certain crabby-grouch-bella goes back and forth on what was decided, weird things start to happen.
My throat constricts itself till it reaches supersonic land, the tongue rolls out like a red carpet, and the eyeballs behave like they're in a pin-ball contest.
All of this with permanent gooseflesh is NOT my idea of fun!
Make up your mind, WOMAN!!!