Here's to the World of Shot-Stories: One-gulp tales and single-swag sagas, if you will. So sprinkle the salt and hold on to your lemon wedges. WARNING ALERTS! 1: Consume contents at your own pace. Do NOT succumb to peer pressure. 2: The stories come in different sizes. How many you chug depends on how much you can handle. 3: Orange juice in your shotglass will also make you ditzy. 4: Yes, it IS 'storiez' with a Z, cause the bloody S was already taken! 5: And seriously, Don't READ and DRIVE.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
When you learn to fly in frugal winds, you'll catch the storm by surprise.
Steer clear and flip-flap hard, those wings are stronger thank you think.
Oops, just keep a vigil on those menacing gray turbines while you shout out loud at that cold pale plane!