Here's to the World of Shot-Stories: One-gulp tales and single-swag sagas, if you will. So sprinkle the salt and hold on to your lemon wedges. WARNING ALERTS! 1: Consume contents at your own pace. Do NOT succumb to peer pressure. 2: The stories come in different sizes. How many you chug depends on how much you can handle. 3: Orange juice in your shotglass will also make you ditzy. 4: Yes, it IS 'storiez' with a Z, cause the bloody S was already taken! 5: And seriously, Don't READ and DRIVE.
Thursday, 21 April 2011
How Fruitful Was That?
In the orchard of excellence, the fallen peach was graded a scoffing 'F' for her behaviour.
Well-ripened and unabashed she lived by her will.
And plunged to a splattering death close to the family roots.
Unlike her perfectly plucked sisters,
who were last seen in the old man's commode.