Here's to the World of Shot-Stories: One-gulp tales and single-swag sagas, if you will. So sprinkle the salt and hold on to your lemon wedges. WARNING ALERTS! 1: Consume contents at your own pace. Do NOT succumb to peer pressure. 2: The stories come in different sizes. How many you chug depends on how much you can handle. 3: Orange juice in your shotglass will also make you ditzy. 4: Yes, it IS 'storiez' with a Z, cause the darn S was already taken! 5: And seriously, Don't READ and DRIVE.
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Scratch Scratch!
Stars are proof that the guy up there has an itchy scalp and a severe case of dandruff.
Can someone at least tell him that he shouldn't dare to wear Black!!
I got spanked by lightning for questioning his wardrobe sense. He loves wearing black, cause it makes him look slimmer, apparently. *Cough cough* Won't wanna comment on that again...
so have you been struck by lightning yet?
ReplyDeleteI got spanked by lightning for questioning his wardrobe sense.
ReplyDeleteHe loves wearing black, cause it makes him look slimmer, apparently.
*Cough cough*
Won't wanna comment on that again...